My, you're very unsettling... There's a reason I'm on anon.
Anonymous

DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD-

NO, WAIT, I RETRACT THAT STATEMENT.

plankler:

billboard-onceler:

WHAT’S THAT LOOK FOR????

HELP ME UP, ASSHOLE!

YOU DID THIS AND NOW YOU’VE GOTTA FIX IIIIIIIIIT!!!!

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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!

NOW’S NOT THE TIME TO SLUMBER!!

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Hello darkness, my old friend.

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plankler:

billboard-onceler:


AH. RIGHT.

I FORGOT THAT DOESN’T WORK WITH NON-FLESH MEATBAGS.

LISTEN, WOULD YOU MIND REMOVING THAT AXE AND HELPING ME BACK UP, BUD?

I’D REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

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WHAT’S THAT LOOK FOR????

HELP ME UP, ASSHOLE!

YOU DID THIS AND NOW YOU’VE GOTTA FIX IIIIIIIIIT!!!!

plankler:

billboard-onceler:

-LEANS FORWARD-

-FLOPS ON-

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AH. RIGHT.

I FORGOT THAT DOESN’T WORK WITH NON-FLESH MEATBAGS.

LISTEN, WOULD YOU MIND REMOVING THAT AXE AND HELPING ME BACK UP, BUD?

I’D REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

plankler:

billboard-onceler:

YOU LITTLE CARDBOARD SHIT-

YOU WANNA PLAY THIS GAME???

FINE.

MAY THE BEST WOODWORK WIN.

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-LEANS FORWARD-

-FLOPS ON-

plankler:

billboard-onceler:

plankler:

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NO PLEASE NO!

I-

I SWEAR I’LL DO IT.

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YOU LITTLE CARDBOARD SHIT-

YOU WANNA PLAY THIS GAME???

FINE.

MAY THE BEST WOODWORK WIN.

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plankler:

billboard-onceler:

NO.

NO, WAIT!

BROTHER, PLEASE.

THERE IS NO NEED FOR VIOLENCE.

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NO PLEASE NO!

I-

I SWEAR I’LL DO IT.

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plankler:

billboard-onceler:

WHAT…WHAT DID YOU SAY?

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NO.

NO, WAIT!

BROTHER, PLEASE.

THERE IS NO NEED FOR VIOLENCE.

plankler:

billboard-onceler:

WHO THE SEUSS ARE YOU???

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WHAT…WHAT DID YOU SAY?

WHO THE SEUSS ARE YOU???

WHO THE SEUSS ARE YOU???