HOLY SMOKES YOU'RE THE TINIEST ONCE-LER I'VE EVER SEEN!!! WHAT, DID YOU MAKE A WRONG TURN WHEN "HEIGH-HO"-ING YOUR WAY HOME?!!

little-ler:

And you’re probably the loudest one, good grief. Is there a way to install a muffler or something.

YOU’VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY VOICE??

YOUUUUUUU’VE GOOOOOT A PROBLEM?

WITH MY VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE????

I JUST THOUGHT IF I YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLED THAT YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO HEAR ME FROM DOWN BELOW!

But okay, okay, shhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll keep it below a whisper if that helps.

Can you hear me now just fine?

Can you hear me

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?!?!!

Why are you so fuckin' weird..?
Anonymous

WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE A FACE, MR. NO FACE?!

didney-worl-no-uta:

LOOK AT THIS BASTARD MARIA DREW ME
This was inspired by a conversation involving the “Tiptoe Through the Tulips” song from Tiny Tim
A CreepyPasta in the making

didney-worl-no-uta:

LOOK AT THIS BASTARD MARIA DREW ME

This was inspired by a conversation involving the “Tiptoe Through the Tulips” song from Tiny Tim

A CreepyPasta in the making

AWWWW, WHAT'S THIS? A LITTLE ONCE-LER STUCK HIGH UP IN A TREE? NEED A HAND? WELL, UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, I HAVE NONE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

little-ler:

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I didn’t ask anyone for help, anime reject.

WELL EX-CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, YA GRUMPY DWARF HAS-BEEN!

How are you even possible?
My, you're very unsettling... There's a reason I'm on anon.
Anonymous

DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD-

NO, WAIT, I RETRACT THAT STATEMENT.

plankler:

billboard-onceler:

WHAT’S THAT LOOK FOR????

HELP ME UP, ASSHOLE!

YOU DID THIS AND NOW YOU’VE GOTTA FIX IIIIIIIIIT!!!!

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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!

NOW’S NOT THE TIME TO SLUMBER!!

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Hello darkness, my old friend.

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plankler:

billboard-onceler:


AH. RIGHT.

I FORGOT THAT DOESN’T WORK WITH NON-FLESH MEATBAGS.

LISTEN, WOULD YOU MIND REMOVING THAT AXE AND HELPING ME BACK UP, BUD?

I’D REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

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WHAT’S THAT LOOK FOR????

HELP ME UP, ASSHOLE!

YOU DID THIS AND NOW YOU’VE GOTTA FIX IIIIIIIIIT!!!!

plankler:

billboard-onceler:

-LEANS FORWARD-

-FLOPS ON-

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AH. RIGHT.

I FORGOT THAT DOESN’T WORK WITH NON-FLESH MEATBAGS.

LISTEN, WOULD YOU MIND REMOVING THAT AXE AND HELPING ME BACK UP, BUD?

I’D REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

plankler:

billboard-onceler:

YOU LITTLE CARDBOARD SHIT-

YOU WANNA PLAY THIS GAME???

FINE.

MAY THE BEST WOODWORK WIN.

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-LEANS FORWARD-

-FLOPS ON-